Friday, 16 May 2008

The LHC has been designed to bring back Satan to earth.

A man delivers a hilariously fact-free analysis of the LHC, the Large Hardo Hadron Collider.



Included is his denial of the moon landings, a complete misunderstanding of the term "strange matter (Satan would be pretty strange, seems to be his entire argument), the assertion that it is impossible to change direction in space, and an insinuation that all scientists involved are Freemasons. Masterful, truly masterful.

Now, once you've finished listening to it, go back and listen to the Chris Morris interview (2 posts down), so as to rinse your brain out.

4 comments:

Flicknidget said...

If he's going to make such claims, he shouldn't then wimp out of saying when it'll be. What was all the tat about "I don't know whether it'll be this year or next year?". If patience is a virtue and the scientists are inherently evil then they'll be dying to blast that pesky Van Allen belt away (incidentally, how did the fallen angels get through it in the first place?) so I'm looking forward to doomsday in about 2 months. Hurrah!

Stew said...

I think that's technically known as "wiggle room".

"oh, it hasn't happened... yet... but it will... someday..."

Hayley said...

I wish I could read the titles of the books on the shelf behind him. Might explain a few things.

Anonymous said...

The man who made this video is mentally unwell........
see here.....
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/beds/bucks/herts/7194961.stm